Oh, Boredom.

65 Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked...

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
my chest

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
dark silverish

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yes

4. Do you plan outfits?
nope, not really. black and brown don't go together, that's the only rule i follow.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
tired, bored

6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
sweatshirt

7. Last dream you remember having?
i placed some skinny girl under citizens arrest and was waiting for the police

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
a lot of kids at camp and soccer

9. What are you craving right now?
nothing really. sleep maybe.

10. Do you floss?
i should

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
hitting a shot in long grass in golf.

12. Are you emotional?
not really

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
probably not, i have a shorter attention span than that

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
both

15. Do you like your hair?
it's alright

16. Do you like yourself?
not all the time

17. Have you lost a best friend recently?
not really

18. What are you listening to right now?
conan

19. Are your parents strict?
not really

20. Would you go sky diving?
nope

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
not a ton

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
minor celebrities

23. Do you rent movies often?
no, i watch them online

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
umm, not really.

25. How many countries have you visited?
one besides the u.s.

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
lots

27. Ever been on a train?
i was this weekend.

28. Brown or white eggs?
over easy. i don't care.

29. Do you have a cell-phone?
fucking eight year olds at day camp do, of course i do.

30. Do you use chap stick?
when i need it.

31. Do you own a gun?
no

32. Can you use chopsticks?
not correctly

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
my pillows

34. Are you too forgiving?
with children

35. Ever been in love?
yeah

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
uh, i don't know.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
yeahhh

38. Last time you cried?
a long time ago

39. What was the last question you asked?
i don't know

40. Favorite time of the year?
opening day/playoffs(if the indians are involved)

41. Do you have any tattoos?
no thanks

42. Are you sarcastic?
never

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
nope

44. Have you ever walked into a wall?
all the time

45. Favorite color?
blue or red

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
yes

47. Is your hair curly?
not even a bit

48. What was the last CD you bought?
lol, i think it was dear and the headlights

49. Do looks matter?
uhhhhhh be more specific

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
i don't think so

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
no

52. Do you like your life right now?
yeah, it's busy, but yeah

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
i use the sleep timer

54. Can you handle the truth?
um, probably

55. Do you have good vision?
yes, but only after a few seconds. vertical astigmatism.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
no, i try not to.

57. How often do you talk on the phone
not that often really.

58. The last person you held hands with?
some four year old at soccer when we were trying to form a circle

59. What are you wearing?
pj's

60.What is your favorite animal?
grizzly bears

61. Where was your profile picture taken?
1032 waveland ave

62. Can you hoola hoop?
not the slightest bit

63. Do you have a job?
three

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
groceries

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yeah